This has another stupidly long name, with symbols and seemingly random capitalisation and everything else that marks out a licensed EA Sports game, but I’m not having any of that. They’re lucky I put the “PGA Tour” on the end and didn’t just call it Tiger Woods, quite frankly.

I’ve been eyeing it for a while, so when it went down to half price, I grabbed it. And it’s… well… it’s a golf game. It’s been put onto the iPhone with care and attention. It’s got a lot of courses. It feels right in that if you stay on the fairways and greens it’s pretty easy, but landing in the rough is a real problem. When I want to play some video game golf, this is a very good way to do it.

It’s really not very exciting, though, because it’s, you know, golf.