Hooray for Minigore, king of the twin-stick iPhone shooters! No, really, it is. Other games may offer more in terms of content, but none of them feel as right as Minigore. It’s a simply brilliant game. I do love it so.

Anyway, I have set myself a goal. I want to get 100,000 kills before Christmas, so I can unlock John Gore’s Christmas hat outfit while it’s still relevant.

Of course, if I start getting sick of the game then I may give up – I’m not going to punish myself to fulfill an almost meaningless goal – but I’m going to be playing a lot of Minigore. At least it’s only a goal based on time spent playing, rather than any sort of skill.

Anyway, I’ll be sure to keep you posted on my progress. I’m sure you’re all terribly excited.