Yes, yesterday not only did I turn my PS3 on, but I actually played a game on it.

A game that cost me the princely sum of £1.99.

A game that I played for about fifteen minutes before turning off.

A fun, charming and cute fifteen minutes that I shall return to, mind, don’t get me wrong. Why on earth Sony are marketing this as an “interactive screensaver” I don’t know. It’s a game, pure and simple. Not a very big game, but the price of two quid is pretty spot on. More of this sort of thing, please.