PixelJunk Racers (PS3)

Based on first impressions, I'd have more fun eating the £4.99 this cost a penny at a time than playing this.

It's a top-down racing game where you can only move between lanes, rather then freely across the track. It just feels clunky and I have the same problem with it that I've always had with these games - my brain can't handle having the movement controls working relative to car, not the screen.